Saturday, 30 May 2015

Sugar we're goin' down... (not the Fall Out Boy version)

PLEASE PLEASE PAY CLOSE ATTENTION THIS IS A WARNING TO ALL VEHICLE OWNERS, COFFEE AND TEA DRINKERS:

Be aware that B and M sugar explodes seemingly on contact with a B and M carrier bag, box of sugar puffs and Dettol antibacterial wipes.

It is a very serious and very dangerous occurance which I believe could replicate itself due to other factors and not just the ones mentioned above.

Side affects are not fully known but can include:

● Mild foul language escaping from you
● A severe shortage in the amount of sweet tea / coffee you can successfully drink
● May lead to a dramatically shortened life of any person who beeps their horn because they wanted to park next to the affected vehicle and owner
● Feelings of stupidity and embarrassment (most notibly if you re-enter the store to purchase more sugar and are served by the same person)
● Irritable children who do not understand your pain
● A lack of ideas how to remove sugar from the carpet without a vaccum cleaner

Please share this post so that your friends, family and loved ones are safe!




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